Funny birthday wishes for elder sister

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Siblings are sometimes rivals to each other; sometimes they are best friends. They pull legs of each other; they have all that fun. The following is a versified birthday wish for an elder sister. Written from the vantage point of a younger sibling, the poem ventures to portray a birthday wish in an annoying yet funny manner.

 

A Funny Birthday Wish

I know you care

To flip your hair

With a humble stare.

Elder sister,

You cause me blister

With your honeyed tongue.

How long? O, how long?

Elder sister, my elder sister,

That scary cockroach, remember?

Elder sister, my elder sister,

Why do you seem humbler?

We both are siblings,

Acting like quislings

To each other, my dear.

O, you are still dear.

Happy birthday, sis!

With a humble air kiss,

I wish you happy returns,

Many, many happy returns.

Live long, live long!

Stay strong, stay strong!

I’d bring a strawberry cake

With topping of cockroaches’ flake.

And those pimples on your cheeks!

I recall all your sudden freaks.

With two sweet dimples

Filled up with pimples,

You will give a smile,

The sweetest and dearest smile.

Happy birthday, my dear sister!

Wish you a very happy birthday!

I know you’re annoyed, sister.

Now it’s your turn something to say.

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